Safety Table
| team | played | points | Safe? |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bev Bevington | 5 | 9 | No |
| Fatty Utd | 5 | 9 | No |
| Ingrown Tonali | 5 | 9 | No |
| Fruit & Vag | 5 | 9 | No |
| Rich's Team | 5 | 9 | No |
| Up To My Knees in Cowpat | 5 | 6 | No |
| Mike Pollitt's Dildo Drawer | 5 | 6 | No |
| Ladmin | 5 | 3 | 8 Currys? |
| team | played | points | Safe? |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bev Bevington | 5 | 9 | No |
| Fatty Utd | 5 | 9 | No |
| Ingrown Tonali | 5 | 9 | No |
| Fruit & Vag | 5 | 9 | No |
| Rich's Team | 5 | 9 | No |
| Up To My Knees in Cowpat | 5 | 6 | No |
| Mike Pollitt's Dildo Drawer | 5 | 6 | No |
| Ladmin | 5 | 3 | 8 Currys? |